Tonight's Picks

The classiest -- and funniest -- thing about this 2006 comedy is the homage to David Mamet in the naming of secondary characters Glen Gary and Glen Ross. From there, it's all downhill. Dane Cook stars as a warehouse store box boy on a quest to win the titular honor away from the guy (Dax Shepard) who's won it 17 months in a row. Why? Because he's heard winners have a shot at the pretty new cashier -- played by Jessica Simpson, whom many of us have yet to forgive for that dreadful "Dukes of Hazzard" remake.

Mr. Gold's (Robert Carlyle) house is robbed, and Emma (Jennifer Morrison) is concerned that he might take the law into his own hands. Mary Margaret, Ruby and Ashley (Ginnifer Goodwin, Meghan Ory, Jessy Schram) celebrate Valentine's Day with a girls night out. In the fairy-tale realm, Belle (Emilie de Ravin) agrees to give up her freedom to save her town in the new episode "Skin Deep." Lana Parrilla also stars.

Kanye West leads the nominees on music's biggest night with seven nominations, followed by Adele, Foo Fighters and Bruno Mars with six each, and Lil Wayne and Skrillex with five apiece. Country icon Glen Campbell is being honored with a Lifetime Achievement Award. LL Cool J hosts the festivities from Staples Center in Los Angeles.

On Valentine's Day, Lisa falls for a smart, romantic fellow (voice of Michael Cera) who sweeps her away for a fairy-tale getaway. Back in Springfield, a show about urban legends inspires Bart and Milhouse to investigate some of the stories surrounding their school. "MythBusters" hosts Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman voice their cartoon likenesses in the new episode "The Daughter Also Rises."

Perhaps one of the world's best BASE jumpers, Dean Potter set the record for the longest flight in a wing suit. Now, he has set his sights on Mount Bute, a 9,000-foot granite launch pad along the British Columbia coastline. Watch him train, spending weeks building strength and improving his technique, consulting top-notch scientists and engineers in preparation for the 120 mph, three-minute free fall.

To keep the school paper from being shut down, Deb does a story on Pedro, the school president, that gets him in trouble with the townspeople. With his reputation and their friendship on the line, Pedro and Deb team up with Napoleon to come up with a more exciting story that will distract everyone in the new episode "Pedro vs. Deb."

Susan (Teri Hatcher) gets a surprise visit from Julie (Andrea Bowen) and is even more shocked to learn her daughter is pregnant. Bree's (Marcia Cross) addictions to booze and men continue to spiral out of control. Lynette's (Felicity Huffman) first sexual encounter since her separation is a disappointment. Gaby's (Eva Longoria) efforts to console a lovelorn Juanita (Madison de la Garza) backfire in the new episode "Is This What You Call Love?"

After the crushing midseason finale in which the survivors finally stopped looking for Sophia after becoming aware of her fate, fans of the post-apocalyptic zombie fest no doubt need their fix. Don't miss the dive back into the land where rotting flesh walks the Earth in the new episode "Nebraska."

Sixteen of the worst cooks in the nation arrive at base camp and attempt to impress rival team leaders Anne Burrell and Bobby Flay with their own signature dishes. Then the pros will give the successful recruits a lesson in the most important meal of the day -- breakfast -- in the season premiere, "Baseline Challenge."

James Woods and Mark Harmon voice cartoon versions of themselves in this new episode, which finds Peter pursuing a career in showbiz. He wants to be a famous actor, but he'll start by becoming Tom Tucker's agent. Chris has a new girlfriend who eerily resembles a Griffin in "Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream." Ellen Page also provides a guest voice.

Ace (Dustin Hoffman) recruits a cocky whiz kid, Nathan Israel (Patrick J. Adams), into his scheme. Walter (Nick Nolte) wants Ronnie (Gary Stevens) to ride his colt in his first race, but he needs to go to Plan B when the jockey falls and is injured. Marcus, Renzo and Lonnie (Kevin Dunn, Ritchie Coster, Ian Hart) want their horse sent back to Escalante (John Ortiz) for training in this new episode.